miss universe's last question. 『评选环球小姐时，她们是如何形容男性器官的』

question: ms america, how do you describe a male organ in your country?(问：美国小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。) ms america: well, i can say that male organs in america are like gentlemen.(美国小姐：美国的男性器官象绅士。) question: how can you say so?(问：为什么呢？) ms america: because it stands every time it sees a woman...... (美国小姐：因为只要一看到女士，他们就会起立……) (applause! applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌)

question: ms spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?(问：西班牙小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。) ms spain: male organs in our country are like our very own bullfight or toro(bull)(西班牙小姐：西班牙的男性器官象斗牛。) question: how can you say so?(问：为什么呢？) ms spain: because it charges every time it sees an opening. (西班牙小姐：因为只要看到有洞就会出击。) (applause! applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌)

question: ms philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country? (问：菲律宾小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。) ms philippines: well, i can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors.(菲律宾小姐：菲律宾的男性器官象流言。) question: how can you say so?(问：为什么呢？) ms philippines: because it passes from mouth to mouth. (菲律宾小姐：因为它从一张嘴里传到另一张嘴里。) (applause! applause! standing ovation! applause! applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌，起立喝采，鼓掌、鼓掌)

question: ms iran, how do you describe a male organ in your country?(问：伊朗小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。) ms iran: well, i can say that male organs in iran are like thieves.(伊朗小姐：伊朗的男性器官象贼。) question: how can you say so?(问：为什么呢？) ms iran: because they like to enter through the back door. (伊朗小姐：因为他们总爱走后门。) (applause! applause! laughter! laughter! applause! >applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌)

question: ms india, how do you describe a male organ in your country?(问：印度小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。) ms india: well, i can say the male organs in india are like labourers.(印度小姐：印度的男性器官象劳力。) question: how can you say so?(问：为什么呢？) ms india: because it works day and night...... (印度小姐：因为日夜劳“做”。) (applause! applause! applause! applause! applause!…………) (鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌…………)

question: ms malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country?(问：马来西亚小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。) ms malaysia: well, i can say that male organs in malaysia are like proton car.(马来西亚小姐：马来西亚的男性器官象proton牌的轿车[马来西亚国产车]。) question: how can you say so?(问：为什么呢？) ms malaysia: lo tough but actually very soft. 马来西亚小姐：看起来很硬(造型类似honda)其实很软(一撞就变形)。 (applause! applause! laughter! laughter! applause! applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌)

question: ms singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?(问：新加坡小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。) ms singapore: well, i can say that male organ in singapore is very kiasu(afraid to lose).(新加坡小姐：新加坡的男性器官很怕输) question: how can you say so?(问：为什么呢？) ms singapore: it always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over. (新加坡小姐：总是冲进场，提前15分钟出场。 ) (applause! applause! applause! applause! applause!………………) (鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌………………)

question: ms china, how do you describe a male organ in your country?(问：中国小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。) ms china: well, i can say that male organs in china are like a space plane.(中国小姐：中国的男性器官象航天飞机。) question: how can you say so?(问：为什么呢？) ms china: because it brings you to paradise within few minutes. (中国小姐：虽然不大，但几分钟内就可以把你送上云端……)